MP3 1393 mb.50 Ways To Kill Me - Legalize Suicide mp3
Performer: 50 Ways To Kill Me
Title: Legalize Suicide
Country: US
Catalog Number: FMD-099
Label: Fecal-Matter Discorporated
Released: 2005
Style: Grindcore, Industrial, Pop Rock, Punk, Gabber, Black Metal, Heavy Metal, Electro, Synth-pop
Rating: 4.6
Votes: 480
Tracklist
| 1 | Use Me For Bait When You Go Fishing |
| 2 | Pretend My Nose And My Two Eyes Are The Three Holes On A Bowling Ball, Clentch My Skull With A Mighty Fist, And Go For A Strike |
| 3 | Crackle My Ballsack With A Nutcracker And If I Don't Like It Chop Off My Head And Throw It Into A Basketball Hoop, Magic Johnson Would Be Impressed But He Also Has AIDS So His Opinion Is Shit |
| 4 | Set It Up So I'm Just At The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time |
| 5 | Pretend My Neck Is A Package In The Mail From Grandma And Dice It Open With A Box Cutter |
| 6 | Drop A Cinder Block On My Head |
| 7 | Offer Me A Pill Of Rat Poison And I'll Say Yes |
| 8 | Stuff My Nose Down Your Slophole And Excrete A Wet Blasphemous Queef |
| 9 | Stab Me In The Lungs With Scissors |
| 10 | Impale My Heart With A Penis |
| 11 | Stab A Pen Through My Neck |
| 12 | When I Order A Drink At The Bar, Slip A Roofy Into My Drink |
| 13 | Take Me To Suicide Island |
| 14 | Put A Broomstick In My Dickhole |
| 15 | Make Me Dance The Official 50 Ways To Kill Me Dance (Which Always Results In Death) |
| 16 | Send Me Out Into The Cold With No Clothes And Icecubes Duct Taped To My Ballbag |
| 17 | When The Cops Are'nt Looking Burn Me With An Iron |
| 18 | Give Me A Toy Gun To Hold While Walking Past A Cop So He Shoots Me |
| 19 | Strangle Me With A Microphone Cord |
| 20 | Get Pregnant And Then Give Birth In A State That Allows Capital Punishment So That After You Kill Your Kid I Get Fried |
| 21 | Put A Kitten In A Tarantula's Web And If I Laugh At It (Which I Will) Feed Me To A 20 Foot Long Anaconda |
| 22 | Drown Me |
| 23 | Hold A Gun To My Head And Make Me Watch Abortions All Night And If I Laugh At Abortions Then Pull The Trigger |
| 24 | Strangle Me With A Phone Cord |
| 25 | Chop Off My Penis With Children's Scissors And Put It In A Fryer And Serve It Between Two Buns |
| 26 | Impale Me With A Kitchen Knife |
| 27 | Bring Me To Church So That After I Beat The Shit Out Of The Priest For Trying To Rape Me, A Cop Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| 28 | Bite Off My Nuts Then Crucify Me |
| 29 | Make Me Watch Reruns Of Full House On Warped VHS Tapes While You Feed Me An M-80 Sandwich |
| 30 | Put Super Glue On The Toilet Seat So That Next Time I Have To Let Turds Fall Out Of My Asshole I Starve To Death |
| 31 | Transform Me Into A Donut So Cops Eat Me |
| 32 | Slice Open My Neck With A Rusty Tuna Can |
| 33 | Make Me Get Gang Banged By The Entire Clergy So My Asshole Starts To Bleed Soooo Goddamn Much That Not Even Satan Can Repair It |
| 34 | Put Me In A Gigantic Cacoon So That After I Come Out In 9 Months As A Penis With Butterfly Wings Chop Off My Head And Feed It To Nuns |
| 35 | Drive An Elephant's Tusk Into My Cranium |
| 36 | Make Me Go Through 12 Grades Of Highschool So That I Get So Depressed In My Teens That All I Have To Do Is Listen To 50 Way To Kill Me CD Once And I Already Found A Way To End It |
| 37 | When I Have My Back Turned Charge At Me And Attack When I Least Expect It |
| 38 | Let Pat Barry (AKA Fat Pat) Drive My Car While I'm Asleep At The Wheel And Drives Into A Telephone Pole (Based On A True Story, Fat Pat I Hope You Suck A Dick In Hell) |
| 39 | Take A Glass Jar Of Salsa And Break It Over My Knee Cap Then Stab Me In The Heart With It |
| 40 | Put Me In A Hot Air Balloon Then Shoot It With A Gun UP In The Air |
| 41 | Put Me In A Cartoon And Animate Me Getting Killed |
| 42 | Send Me Back In Time To The Crusades |
| 43 | I'm Going To Walk Into A Dark Room Filled With People That Hate Me With A Blindfold On, The Second I Turn On The Lights, ATTACK!!!!! |
| 44 | Legalize Suicide (So I Can Fucking Do It) |
| 45 | When Suicide Is Finally Legalized, Tell Me To Do It, And I Will |
| 46 | Break My Heart With A Sledge Hammer Part 2 |
| 47 | Help Me Find An Electric Fence To Whizz On |
| 48 | Stuff A Sock In My Mouth So No One Can Hear Me Scream, Then Punch Me In The Stomach So Hard That Doodie Shoots Out Of My Booty And My Anus Lips Shatter And I Die From Having A Heart Attack |
| 49 | When I'm Sleeping Pave Me To The Street The Night Before A Parade Of Elephants |
| 50 | Put Me On A Spaceship And Send Me Into The Sun |
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Listen free to 50 Ways To Kill Me Legalize Suicide When I'm Sleeping Pave Me To The Street The Night Before A Parade Of Elephants, Bite Off My Nuts Then Crucify Me and more. 50 tracks . Посмотреть сведения об участниках альбома, рецензии, композиции и приобрести альбом 2005 CDr от Legalize Suicide на 's List Experimental Metal 50 Ways To Kill Me Legalize Suicide. Add the album's lyrics. Make Me Dance the Official 50 Ways to Kill Me Dance Which Always Results in Death. Set It Up So I'm Just at the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time. Stuff a Sock in My Mouth So No One Can Hear Me Scream, Then Punch Me in the Stomach So Hard That Doodie Shoots Out of My Booty and My Anus Lips Shatter and I Die from Having a Heart Attack. Скачать 50 Ways To Kill Me - Legalize Suicide mp3 альбом все песни бесплатно и без регистрации. На этой странице можно ознакомиться с песнями, сохранить их на компьютер, смартфон или планшет. This is the 3rd album by the band 50 Ways To Kill Me. The album is called Legalize Suicide and the track listing is: 1. when i'm sleeping pave me to the street the night before a parade with elephants 2. bite off my nuts then crucify me 3. bring me to church so that after i beat the shit out of a priest for trying to rape me, a cop beats the shit out of me 4. put me on a spaceship and send me. Into the sun 5. use me for bait when you go fishing 6. make me watch reruns of full house on warped vhs tapes while you feed me an m-80 sandwich 7. pretend my nose and 2 eyes are the 3 holes on a bo. Susan Rose Blauner. 4 out of 5 stars 113. To my delight, what I found inside was not a collection of suicide encouragement recipes but a series of 50 comedic vignette poems highlighting the realities of life that can induce stress, depression, and suicidal thoughts. The book concludes with an explanation of these three mental issues and ways to cope. It truly was a great read and I 110 recommend this book. If you're on the fence about buying it, just do it. 50 Ways is still defunct as of now, but for the 10 year anniversary of the 5th and final 50 Ways full length album Gnarly Deth Wish, it is now back in print on CD and available again for limited time. Buy copies here: Products by Scene Destroyer Distro. Wrap dick in sheet metal during a storm. 50 More Ways To Die For Satan. Dynamite for birthday candlesNEW ALBUM. Gnarly Deth Wish. Drown me in a swamp of sperm. Apocalypse Noise. Offer me rat poison and i'll say yes. Legalize Suicide. Headbang 'till head snaps NEW ALBUM. Churn me into cream NEW ALBUM. suicide50WaysToKillM. make me wearGodForbid shirt i die of embarrassment. kill me anyway possible, the devil rules suicide50WaysToKillM. flip the one-way signdrive down it fast wrong way. Peak in sub-genre 23. Show all 90
